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Ghidul unui grup cu destinatia Grecia- Halkidiki astepta intalnirea cu membrii grupului.
Punctul de intalnire era in Bucuresti la Farmacia 2NA, parcarea Dali din Piata Sf. Vineri.
Dupa 30 de minute de asteptare se face prezenta. Constata ca lipsesc doi turisti de pe lista de pasageri. Procedeaza asa cum scrie la carte: suna la agentie si anunta faptul ca familia Ionescu din Ploiesti nu a venit la intalnire.
Intru in panica, sun la Ploiesti si va rog sa cititi cu atentie conversatia:
- Buna ziua, sunt de la agentia X si ghidul va asteapta. Pe unde sunteti?
- Pai, asteptam aici in Piata Sf. Vineri.
- Unde sunteti exact, domnule Ionescu?
- In Ploiesti, in Piata Sf. Vineri.
- Dar intalnirea era in Bucuresti!
- Pai si ce domnisoara, nu poate sa opreasca in Ploiesti in drum spre Grecia? Ca doar e in drum! Ce naiba domnisoara, adica sa vin eu in Bucuresti, cand poate sa treaca autocarul prin Ploiesti, ca doar in drum spre granita poate face si un mic stop in Ploiesti!
- Domnule Ionescu, incerc eu sa vorbesc respectuos, desi facuse o gafa de neiertat,
dupa  parerea mea. Dumneavoastra plecati in Grecia, plecarea cu autocarul este din
Bucuresti si nu putem trece prin Ploiesti sub nicio forma. Traseul este Bucuresti- Giurgiu- Russe- Promahonas- granita cu Grecia si apoi pe langa Salonic catre Peninsula Halkidiki.
Raspunsul vine ca o lovitura de topor:
- Si eu de unde sa stiu ca merg in Peninsula asta Halkidiki, eu stiu ca merg in Grecia!
Fara comentarii legate de acest caz o sa incerc o consiliere, pentru cine are ochi sa
vada si urechi sa asculte.  
Stimati turisti, dragi calatori si, pana la urma, dragi clienti, incercati macar sa cunoasteti destinatia vacantei pe care o platiti. Un minim de informatii va este necesar. Si va recomand sa va alegeti agentul de turism asa cum va alegeti medicul de familie, stomatologul sau avocatul. Agentul de  turism ar fi bine sa fie acelasi si sa-i cereti de fiecare data consiliere. E important ca vacanta dvs. sa fie asa cum o visati, asa ca incercati sa gasiti persoana potrivita in alegerea vacantei. Poate ca numai asa vacanta dumneavoastra va fi exact asa cum veti dori.
Vacanta placuta! Sarbatori fericite!

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